SKATE or POOP: Slippery Poop February 27, 2013 | Posted in Home | No comments John Kreutter gets down close to the slippery ground to take a poop in the middle of his run at a slide jam. Just how intense is his poop? Look closely at his face and see for yourself. Rate how poopy his skate face is, on the 1-10 poop scale! 1 (Not pooping at all) 2 (Very small chance of poop) 3 (Maybe a hint of poop) 4 (A little bit poopy) 5 (Somewhat poopy) 6 (Getting poopier) 7 (Very poopy) 8 (Pooping for sure!) 9 (Absolutely definitely pooping!) 10 (Diahhrea explosion!!!) View Results Loading …